Thursday, January 18, 2024

Owning a Slice of Eden: "My Wood" Explores the Thorny Joys of Property

 So, you bought a house. Congratulations! You've secured your castle, your haven, your own little fiefdom. But have you pondered, dear reader, the strange alchemy that transpires when a mere mortal becomes lord of the manor? E.M. Forster, in his witty and introspective essay "My Wood", takes us on a hilarious and thought-provoking jaunt through the unexpected effects of land ownership.


Forster, flush with literary success, finds himself the proud proprietor of a modest wood. But instead of basking in pastoral bliss, he discovers a curious unease gnawing at him. Owning this patch of earth, it seems, has turned him into a different beast. He feels "heavy", weighed down by responsibility and a newfound possessiveness. The wood, instead of liberating, has tethered him to its boundaries.

Humorously, Forster compares himself to the plump millionaire denied entry to the Kingdom of Heaven. Like that unfortunate soul, the weight of property seems to impede his spiritual agility.

He imagines nimble camels, unburdened by earthly possessions, zipping through the eye of a needle into paradise, while he, the landed gent, struggles to squeeze through with his "well-fed flanks".

This isn't a diatribe against property ownership, mind you. "My Wood" revels in the absurdity of the situation, poking fun at the human tendency to imbue ownership with inflated significance. We become territorial, protective, and even a tad tyrannical over our little patches of dirt. The wood, once a refuge, becomes a battleground against squirrels and trespassing picnickers.

But beneath the humour lies a deeper question: Does property truly empower us, or does it cage us in a gilded cage of responsibility and possessiveness? This, Forster leaves us to ponder.

Perhaps, dear reader, the answer lies not in owning, but in appreciating. Let's enjoy our havens, yes, but not at the cost of becoming hobbled by ownership. Let's be stewards of our spaces, not jailers. Let the wind rustle through our trees, and the sunlight dance on our meadows, reminding us that the true joy lies not in possession, but in the shared dance of life with our little corner of the universe.

So, raise a glass to your patch of paradise, however modest, and remember: owning land is a curious blessing, one that deserves a healthy dose of laughter and philosophical pondering. After all, we wouldn't want to end up like Forster's stout millionaire, forever stuck outside the gates of Eden, weighed down by wood and our own inflated sense of importance.

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